Two Feet Under

I stepped into my truck

I smelled a bad smell

But where it came from

I could not even tell

It smelled like fruit

It smelled like cheese

I smelled it rising

From below my knees

What is that stench?

From below my seat

Oh now I understand

The smell is my feet

Sometimes with my daughter

I'll tell you what I do

I offer her one dollar

If she will smell my shoe

Usually she declines

And has no jubilation

I really need to pay more

Especially with inflation

I pulled the truck over

And did some parking

I had to pull off my shoes

Because my dogs were barking

Then it got worse

I struggled to breathe

The stench was so bad

You just wouldn't believe

I have good hygiene

So why do they stink?

What is my problem?

What do you think?

I pulled off my socks

On my feet you could tell

A mushroom was growing

A visible Morel

I picked the mushroom

Please don't be a hater

I'll mix it in a casserole

And I'll eat it later

These stinky feet

Have given me the blues

But it's probably time

To throw away these shoes

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