The Masker Plan

One mask, two mask, three mask, four

Will Dr.Fauci require anymore?

How many masks can make a masker feel mad?

And how many masks on my face can I add?

Fauci says one but now he says two

I don't think Fauci even has a clue

Now the land will be double masking

Is anyone in the land double asking?

With all these masks I can't tell who does meth

But I am kind of glad people can't smell my breath

He says two masks on my face will make me wiser?

How about two masks with a visor?

Here a mask there a mask

Everywhere a second mask mask

Once twice three masks a lady

And all with a mask on except Tom Brady

One mask two mask three mask four

Now I have a mask in every drawer

Early to bed and 2 masks on when you rise

Makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise?

Now look at me I'm better than you

I have three masks and you only have two

I know that sounds holier than thou

See the sweat pouring from my brow

Here as I hear Flip Flop Fauci

I'm feeling more than a little grouchy

Ok let's get some goggles like Dr. Birx said

And then put on two masks like I read

And let's wear these with no one in our car

And let's wear a chem suit near and far

The madness and stupidity does not end

His reasoning I cannot comprehend

You may think I'm an anti-masker

But I'm really just a question asker

Asking a question that seems legit

At two masks will he finally quit?