The Lost Art of War

The stolen art of World War 2

The Nazi regime looted and stole

Billions of dollars worth of art lost

Over 30,000 pieces vanished

Poland looted for politics

Plundered from European countries

Madonna lost

Raphael lost

Van Gogh lost

Who knows maybe they will appear someday at a yard sale

Like that Van Gogh that sold for 50 bucks at a Minnesota garage sale

What else is in that house or garage in Minnetonka?

Can I go there and see? 

Do these people have any other art available for 50 bucks?

How did these Minnesotans even get a Van Gogh?

I could turn around and sell it on

and make millions

Why can't I ever find Van Goghs when I go out yard saleing?

I would love to find some expensive art at a Goodwill

The only art I find there is something I would have seen in my grandparents basement

Of course "Ramona" was purchased for $4 at a Goodwill and sold for $191,000

Goodwill art is usually

Tacky, crappy and weird

I ain't flippin that art

I couldn't flip it if I wanted to flip it from that flippin place

Whenever I see art in a Goodwill I usually say to myself, "That person never should have picked up painting in the first place"

I wish the Nazis would have stolen art from all the Goodwills

I mean leave "Ramona" and Van Gogh of course