In the land of Oatmeal
People stuff their face
For I would make a guess
Oatmeal is a breakfast place
If I visited Oatmeal
Would I hear music notes
I guess it would be cool
If I ran into Hall & Oates
Oatmeal only by itself
I think is pretty gross
I would need some brown sugar
And some blueberries close
Who eats plain oatmeal
I really don't understand
I think I would prefer
Eating a bowl full of sand
Yes bring me some almonds
And those dried craisin things
And maybe some cinnamon
An oatmeal made for kings
Oatmeal sounds alright
Just a plain town in Texas
Well I only drive a Honda
I don't drive a Lexus
If I ever move to Oatmeal
And there I would awaken
I would only move there
If I can still have eggs and bacon
If Oatmeal starts to grow
And the city gains some legs
I would think it's because people
Can't afford the price of eggs
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