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If Solomon Got on Hinge

  • Writer: Edward Riederich
    Edward Riederich
  • Dec 31, 2024
  • 1 min read

There is one thing I think is kind of cringe

I think Solomon spent too much time on Hinge 

He had 700 wives and I think that is too much

He spent too much time scrolling, chatting and such


He probably had a few good pick up lines

For he had over 300 concubines

Lots and lots of ladies and not many wars

He probably said, "Hey baby, my kingdom or yours"


Too many ladies he was trying to please

I read about it in Ecclesiastes 

I don't know if they had E-harmony back then

But the ladies must have thought Solomon was a ten



 
 
 

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