There is one thing I think is kind of cringe
I think Solomon spent too much time on Hinge
He had 700 wives and I think that is too much
He spent too much time scrolling, chatting and such
He probably had a few good pick up lines
For he had over 300 concubines
Lots and lots of ladies and not many wars
He probably said, "Hey baby, my kingdom or yours"
Too many ladies he was trying to please
I read about it in Ecclesiastes
I don't know if they had E-harmony back then
But the ladies must have thought Solomon was a ten
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