(Jen Psaki, White House Press Secretary)
I don't watch hockey
I try not to watch Psaki
But if given the choice
I would rather watch hockey
One thing about Ms. Psaki
She gets a little too cocky
As I watch her on my couch
I spit out my teriyaki
As I spit out my teriyaki
My stomach gets rocky
If Psaki were a car
She would be a jalopy
See Psaki gets sassy
She's not very classy
She can't handle questions
Her attitude is brassy
I would rather watch soccer
Or get locked in a locker
She thinks she's superior
She's gone off her rocker
Press Secretariat Psaki
With Biden as her jockey
Destroying our freedom
Makes life a little rocky
Circle Back Psaki
With her disgraced jockey
Around the final turn
Gallops Cesspool Psaki
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